True Life: I Have a Potty Mouth

DUN DUN DUN. It's true ladies. I like to use offensive language more times than not and I can't really say that I hate it #sorryimnotsorry. However, I decided to come clean to yall about this little tidbit of my life because let's be honest--if you plan on sticking around these parts for very long, which I trust you will, we might as well get comfortable with each other. Now I'm not saying that every other word in my posts will be a cuss word or that the majority of my posts will contain such words. Just don't be surprised if one happens to squeak in every now and again, because it will happen. I promise.

I blame Jbear for having this bad habit. But really.

ONE:
In high school nothing screams trying to act older than you are by throwing some inapproiate words into a conversation. So being 17 of course and wanting to be "cool" and impress my new boy toy with my new found sense of maturity, the addiction began.  

TWO:
Let's not forget the fact that everybody in Jbear's family is comfortable enough to use said words around each other. Talk about mind blowing for someone who grew up in a house where you couldn't use the word stupid let alone butt.

THREE:
It got worse when Jbear started working for the police department. If you have ever seen the show COPS you can tell that officers have very colorful ways of speaking to people.

Four:
Please work in customer service and tell me that you could go through an entire day without wanting to say some choice words to particular people. You can bet your sweet a$$ that I can't,  but alas that would result in me not having a job. That is why I simply let the tension build all day and come home to a never ending chorus of how I feel.

And there you have it. Don't judge me too harshly now. In the mean time, breaking news to those that watched Megalodon on Discovery Channel the other night which kicked off Shark Week--the whole thing was made up! You read that right. I invested 2 hours of my life into a documentary that was a complete lie. Well played discovery channel for devising a program that gave you the highest ratings in the 26 years that you have been on the air. Well played in deed.